Laughter is the best medicine so here is a little stress relief! Have a wonderful TT and check back tomorrow because I will be posting another give a way. A Momma Must Haves Gift Basket, full of amazing momma goodies!
13 Mistranslations
1)A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
2)At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
3)At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.
4)In a Beauty Shop: Dye now!
5)In a cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
6)In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
7)In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.
8)In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed.
9)In a hotel during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is day care on the first floor.
10)In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.
11)In a restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
12)In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.
13)Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on Labor Day.
Happy TT
Love ,To The Moon & Back
Heather, Isabelle & Donna
